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kitchenlead216:

bruh

shut the fuck up

tomatoes ain’t no goddamn fruit

chop a tomato up and put it in a fruit salad

take it to the next function

remember what i said when they whoopin yo ass for putting a fucking tomato in the fruit salad

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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

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Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you. 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

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